Depressed Robots

ShineZ Bday was today... and in all the hustle and bustle to decorate - Pirate Theme - for it and wrap gifts, etc... I 4got to wish him happy Birthday x_X

So Shine... when you read this... HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU HOOPY FROOD!

We went to see Hitchhikers Guide to the GalaXy.

Funniest movie I have seen in a long time! There werent any parts that I didnt like o_O. You know how in all movies there is just that ONE scene that you really hate, and every time you watch the movie again you hate that ONE scene even more? Well, not in this movie. I am happy to report this movie is free of that ONE scene.

After Landon decided to play volleyball with Cole's head we all went to the Pancake House and made foolZ of ourselveZ. We missed you Patty!

I ended up flipping Ice at the table of ppl behind us -__- Damn slippery, those buggerZ.

Now I am tired and wish to retire to the soft squishy of my bed!

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

ArrowZ and Mosh PitZ

http://thehint.com/index2.html

We watched them along with 5 or 6 other bands play last night. Twas the best time ^_^ The Hint was by far the best band there... they are based outta DC and some of the nicest guys! I played fan gal and got autographs and shirts and such :P

Mike's band, Every Other Sunday (EOT) played as well... they were all a bit on the drunk side and the lead singer popped a string while strumming along. http://www.purevolume.com/everyothertuesday/contact

We went to school with Mike (guy on the far left who looks rather pissed at life). HeZZa great guy... very caught up in the whole rocker lifestyle tho o_O... He spit a gatorade wrapper at my head -__- Ahhh memories :p

The last band we saw play (and equally as wonderful ppl) were The Varsity - I proudly wear their shirt atm. http://www.thevarsityrock.com/

Chi and I shot arrows at ppl... granted they were padded with foam, but hey... twas still fun times!

We ate turtles and bounced along to the music that was so loud it fried every one of my little inner ear hairs. We talked with friends whom we hadnt seen since around october. We licked each other, we kicked each other, we stepped on each others feet. We played the fan and took pictured with the band. We made new friends from far off places and we bounced our heads until our necks ached.

We had fun and made memories... and stole a LOT of bandwith.

SheZ in love with herself....

ENTP - The Inventor You scored 63% I to E, 42% N to S, 52% F to T, and 68% J to P!

The single word that describes your type is "inventor", and you belong to the larger group called rationals. You love to tinker with things and come up with new ideas. You are outgoing and curious with an insatiable appetite for knowledge. You have no real desire to lead, only doing so if there is no other way. 2% of the population share your personality type. You are a flirtateous and energetic romantic partner, fun and engaging, always looking for something unusual to try. In your enthusiam, you may make promises you can't keep. Your competitive nature and need to be perceived as an expert can be daunting to a romantic partner at times. You so enjoy the tug of a good debate that sometimes you act as if you don't take anything seriously. You are usually very supportive and helpful to your mate, but somewhat scattered and unable to devote your full attention there. You feel most appreciated for your great ideas, unusual perceptiveness, and ability to understand and communicate with people. You feel most appreciated when your partner understands your need for lots of social contact and your need to live life as spontaneously as possible. Your group summary: rationals (NT) Your type summary: ENTP You scored higher than 72% on I to E You scored higher than 51% on N to S You scored higher than 53% on F to T You scored higher than 76% on J to P The Scientific Personality Test http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16567335035599898597

Zombie WarZ

The Bringer of Shine has arrived as of Saturday the 23rd! However, I am considering changing his name....

Stephen, my little sister's boyfriend, and an all around wonderful person was dubbed "The Bringer of Shine" by witnesses. Witness of what, you ask?

Mario Sunshine...

Dude, can that kid - 20 year old kid, but still kid to me - bring in the shineZ (stars in every other mario rendition)! Its amaZing and unnerving all at once... no one should be that good at platformers o_O

Anyway, he arrives saturday and what does he bring? Two days of shyte weather and a lot of friggen snow. Bringer of Shine, my ass.

We played around Charleston a bit and of course made the obligatory stop at Books a Million - better known as my second home. I bought the book "Me Talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris.

Go out and get it... now... immediatly! Any fan of Bill Byrson (please don't embarrass yourself by claiming not to be) will be totally in love with Sedaris.

His writing style is uber witty sarcasm a la Bryson, although more gutter trash. It is a compilation of happenings throughout Sedaris' life, and he manages to turn mundan visits to the Speech Therapist into a analysis of gay men and their lisping beginings.

Good stuff, I say... go read :p

Of course we stopped in HT and of course I bought a shirt. It has Umbrealla Coproration written across the chest with the logo following.

Im not sure why I love RE so much... I cant play the games... they are freaking scary and I suck at the controlls. Meh, the real reason is I have the patience of a bit of lychen gathered on a stump... and the load screens for each room are rediculous. Granted the newer games are better, but holy shyte o_O. It still amaZeZ me that the game manage to be scary with a four hour loading screen. That is the mark of greatness, when you can still make ppl piss themselves after giving them 30 minZ to prepare for what's on the other side of the door.

I love the 1st movie... granted it had nothing to do with the RE games as far as "Alice" went. But, dude, it was just freaking wonderful and it had Milla Jovovitch in it! The second one made me want to cry a little... the end fight sceen with Nemisis? : / Ugh. They need to fire (and I mean litterally torch) the guy who budgeted the funds for the movie.

Zombie movies. Seriously... greatest genre ever. Dawn of the Dead is my fav, I think... haven't seen the old one in 4ever, so I speak of the new version. I really cant think of anyone who hasnt been doing something really boring - school, business meeting, sex with a particularly mormon spouse - and just suddenly thought to themselves:

"I wonder if I would make it in a Zombie apocolypse?"

I would. Hell yes, I would.

Whenever I go with my daddy to the gun range... I envision shooting Zombies. And not those pansy "Ahhhrrrrrrrrr, half my leg is missing, but Im still gonna drag it after you so I can feast upon your brrrraaaaaaiiiiiin" Zombies. I mean the dead pan, full out run, "Come'er motha flunker so I can rip out your insides and suck on the tubing!" Zombies.

We have an arsonal at home... in fact if the house ever caught fire... it would take out four city blocks.

I wouldnt stay at my house tho... too many windows for angry, hungry Zombies to burst through. Im thinking I would take all four vehicles - assuming the other 3 members of my family made it in the inital blast/virus outbreak that started the Zombie plauge - and load them down with guns, ammo, and a few other non infected and drive to the armory here. With a few stops for crashing the cars into little general stores and loading up on food and water.

And none of that, "Eh, you only have a little scratch from the ZombieZ, and you are my friend so you can still come with me" crap. If a Zombie even looks at you, Im leaven your ass. Friend or not.

Also, if you havent seen "Shawn of the Dead" then you are destined to be alone and should commence suicide immediatly. Seriously, though, the movie is maddeningly hilarious.

As an avid Zombie fan, I initially thought it blasphemous for them to make Shawn of the Dead. But... after being assured it was safe to watch w/o burning in Zombie hell... I gave in. It is scary... and funny... and so disgustingly gorey. And the fact that all the characters were british made it all the more brilliant.

Sometimes in Zombie movies the heroine/hero is abnormally gorgeous, well allotted in life, and all in all not your average Joe. Shawn is about as average as any middle aged, going no where, dead end job, semi serious gf having man can be. And the fact that he was somewhat lacking in mental capacity helped usher in the "regular guy" so much better.

Moral? Load up on your water in case of Zombie attack, never trust your friends to bring you good weather, and buy as much Hello Kitty as you can.

Also... youll just have to get over the spelling errors... unless youd like to be my editor... I really need one.

Don't eat that - it fell on tiggerZ foot

So, being the wonderfully nice person I am I volunteered this weekend.

The biggest gathering of social workers in the US is at the Civic Center this week, and in order to get ready Wv's social work chapter had to stuff over 234897234987239847 packetZ (folderZ) and ready nametagZ etc.

Since mom was volunteering, I said I would help.

It wouldnt have been bad at all had MOBY freaken DICK and her side kick Jonah the Whale wouldnt have been there...

She was huge... Im talking black hole huge.

She was GROSS... "I have the runs," she proudly informed everyone in the room.

And not to propagate the whole fat = laZy... but she WAS! Omg, my 55 year old mother did 5 timeZ more than that laZy waste of air did o_O

The Cherry on top?

She turned her fat greasy head in my direction and happily informZ both my mother and I that she dateZ girlZ.... and then she proceeded to ask me if I was gay... x_X

If I ever had one gay thought my entire life... it evaporated at that moment.

UGH!

Absolutely disgusting and laZy a total waste of FOOD.

Ethiopia would eat for a month if we slaughtered her.

ThatZ some hot weenieZ

Well, my future as an FBI agent is shot... literally.

Dad and I went shooting tuesday in Va and we did pretty well. Granted the mag on my glock (all three of them) are a pain in the arse to load... the springZ are a bit tight, me thinX.

Anyway, daddyZ office alarm went off wednesday night and the police sent out a car and a few dogZ to check the place out. A man had been stabbed and robbed around the neighborhood a while back andthe police werent taking any chanceZ with another robbery.

ThurZday rollZ around (daddyZ half day). Dad callZ at 4pm and sayZ that he will be home inna bit, heZ just gonna go check the basement really fast.

630pm, momZ in class and Steph and I are still waiting on dad. We get a tad worried that maybe heZ had something topple over on him, or heZ hurt his back and cant drive home.

We call the office - no answer... we call his tahoe onstar - no answer.

I was getting dressed so we could go check the office out and Chi hollerZ from downstairZ. SayZ we need to go now.

She was on the verge of tearZ and it showed in her voice... so of course I panick... WHY is my little sister about to cry?

I ask her just that and she replieZ that she had called the tahoe again and someone had picked up after one ring and then hung up right after.

Of course... we think... someone has hurt dad and taken his vehicle.

I toss on my clotheZ and silently vow to hunt down, torture and brutally murder whoever has touched my father. Thinking along this line I grab my glock and throw 8 roundZ into the mag in the blink of an eye... In the recesseZ of my mind I thought it odd that I could shove the roundZ in so easily when just two dayZ ago it took forever to load.

I ran down the stairZ and called the tahoe to hear for myself... sure enough someone picked up and then hung up after a ring.

I called 911 and asked they dispatch a car out to my dadZ office to see if his car is there (they could get there faster than we could).

About 11 seX after the call the tahoe pullZ into the driveway....

it was dad.......

he was fine......

said the tahoe phone never rang.........

couldnt hear the office phone cuZ he was in the basement........

LOADING SHELLS!@?#

I had to call 911 back and tell them I was an idiot and I was about to kill my father and asked if theyd send an ambulance to my residence.

Moral: Call your damn family if something changeZ

@ MoTown

Erm.... I apparently have no idea how to edit my PROFILE picture... that is where this was meant to go... ahem -__-
At Motown

WeebleZ Wobble

Random update:

Sin City was mega violent, but it was pretty good. A lot of canibaliZm o_O The way it was filmed made up for the psychotic script, tho... fun colorZ and fun ppl (yay for BDSM!).

Devil May Cry is flipping hard (yes, Chris... HARD). The 1st boss must have really enjoyed arse raping Dante... cuZ he did it... a lot. >_<>:D Mwahahah the POWER of a mage! Really freaken suX that if you choose to be a magus, however, that you age more quickly than normal... homoerotic much? Screw Full Metal Alchemist's "equivalent eXchange"! I want power damn it... and I wanna look hot while I have it. And whatZ with the censored seX? I want full on piXelated nudity!

Diablo II... 1st a warning: Know the diff between a Battle CHEST and Battle CHESS. (GrrrRRr!) The game is fun fun for the lil n00b that I am. Almost done with it, tho.. and Im only level 18 o_O Been playing with Chris and Mark and they take most of the heat off me while I stand back and blast baddieZ with my fire ballZ ^_^ Yay for magick! Boo for dying and having Chris and Mark swarm my corpse and stealing my MONEY! BastardZ >;p

Off the topic of gameZ... the Pope died (no, really? Yes, really). After reading Dan Brown booX I am really eXcited to watch the neXt Pope being choZen... the whole process fascinateZ me now. Man, Dan Brown.... if you can read, at all (Sorry, Corvie) then ruuunnnn to a book store and proceed to buy ALL of his booX. Also, while you are reading... keep in mind they are fiction -__- So sick of hearing ppl say "Gee, I wonder where the Holy Blood Line is being hidden!" Yes there was a PS... in like the 1600's, and it only lasted for a lil while b4 the catholic church booted them out in favor of another group of monks. Now, the PS is again in eXsistance... but it is a NEW addition. History lesson for today.

FuZZFace got into college... was there ever a doubt? http://www.livejournal.com/users/cmdrwalt/

Alrighty, thatZ it me thinX... this whole time springing forward thing is getting to me. Who the hell decided to play mother nature and deem it "daylight savingZ"? They need to die... I know that much.

Meh.