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Sunday, January 31, 2010

UoP = University of SUCK

Ok, so call me an IDIOT (don't, I will eat your eyes out), but I decided that online university would be excellent for me. I was all "Like, omg, it will be easy and I can do my classes from anywhere! Yay! So when I move to FL and marry a rich Australian doctor, I can plan my wedding to Japan and take classes for my Masters!"

Yeah. I am a douche.

Not only are online classes FIVE times harder than a normal class (I have NEVER had so much in depth homework ever), but we have to split into teams.

Yes, teams. A group of adults all being forced to do papers together. I liken this to learning to share in K-4.

Let me tell you something... let me TELL you SOMETHING... If you did not learn to work with others in Kindergarten: YOU WILL NOT BLOODY LEARN TO DO IT IN YOUR 50'S!!!!

These people all have families, full time jobs, yadda yadda. They do NOT want to listen to a 20 something year old correct their grammar. WHAT A CROCK OF SHYTE.

This is simply so the "teachers" do not have to grade 20 papers every week.

Currently, my team is being a collective pile of douche.

So.... thoughts on working together on the online world for the ease of the teachers and the stress of the students?

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p90x, concussions, and ZombieZ

I am not sure why I stopped writing on this, but I feel as if I should write again! Mostly because I am bored out of my SKULL. Speaking of skulls; I had a concussion a couple of weeks ago. Did you know that? Yeah, apparently skiing is dangerous for your health. My poor brain.

I started the p90x program last Monday... and it has made me very hyper and restless. I cannot just sit around and be content anymore. Let me tell you how much this sucks.

The work outs are TOUGH, but so much fun. Tony Horton owns my soul... well him and Blizzard.

I am sore all the time, hungry all the time, and sitting still makes me insane. Did Tony ever think that I may WANT to enjoy sitting still? I am a gamer, a net addict, and an avid reader... sitting still is my drug of choice.

Now, while I read Plague of the Dead (part of the morningstar saga) I want to get up and run in circles. I mean, I've always wished ZombieZ would attack, but now I wish the book was real so I could MOVE.

I want to play Resident Evil 5, but I am a chicken and no one I know will play with me... I wanna ski, but I have no one to go with (and my parents are leary of another concussion), I want to swim but... you know... snowing and all.

Gah. Someone cause an outbreak so I can DO something already!