Tired Tiger DoZing Dragon

It is 3:54 am... and I am tired and I want to go to sleep. However, since this seems to be alluding me at the moment I will bitch.

Last night I got about an hour of sleep b4 Chibi came and announced in her annoyingly chipper morning voice that it was time to take her to class. Now, you can only imagine the sheer joy I felt as I climbed out of my warm bed from an hours slumber and walked out into the frigid morning wind. It was like nature was flipping me off.

I proceeded to brave natureZ "f#$k you" and drove my little sister to her college class and somehow managed to get back to the apartment in one piece... I dont entirely remember the drive. Granted it is only 3 minZ one way.

Now... you may be wondering why I wake at 830am and drive my 18 year old sister to college. It isnt because we dont have another vehicle... it isnt because the walk is bad (about 15 min on a straight road). It is because I am a dumbass and I love my sister. -__-

Anyway, when I got home I went and laid back down in my nice coZey nest. Surely I will be able to drift into the sweet solace of sleep now that I had spent a restless night tossing and turning! Not a freaking chance in hell. I laid in bed cursing humanity untill about noon when I had to go back to the campus and pick little Chibi back up.

At this point I feel I need to share with you the fact that DCI - the management for the apartment I live in - is down right rain man retarded. (Screw anyone who is wanking about me being PC right now). DCI just now, after FOUR monthZ, realiZed that... OOPZ! We dont have their lease! I have been carrying the folder with me since we moved in to the apartment (which was NOT cleaned I might add).

So I spent the time from noon on (the time the lady was meant to show her ugly face) waiting for a knock at the door. Alas 4pm rolled around and I went back to the damned campus to pick Chi up for the last time and no DCI woman.

Of course when I decided it was safe to say the idiot was not going to show and I jumped into the shower... there was a knock on the door! Surprise!

My sister graciously talked to the lady. And when I say graciously.... The woman had the yellowed teeth and grating voice of a chronic smoker, the overly loud voice of someone who has never been laid, and the ruddy compleXtion of a bastard. I.... I dont even have the words to eXplain how much I wanted to drop kick her obnoxious ass. Just take the damn folder and LEAVE!

The rest of the day was to droll to meantion. I laid down at 930pm, finally succumbing to blessed sleep!

And then........ my (insert myriad of cursing here) cell phone rang. It was my bf.

Was something wrong? Someone hurt? Surely this had to be catastrophic!

It had to have been because he knew I slept on lightly and I was starting to get sick.

But, of course, it was no such thing. No hurricane, no flood, no psycho demon come to take his soul.

Only this: He wanted to tell me he was going to bed.

At 1230am he called to tell me he was going to bed..............................

I hate everyone.

If I had the power to make the world emplode... you would NOT be reading this!

If I had the command over the worlds aviary life... your eyeZ would be being pecked from their socketZ!

If I could summone gnomeZ to crawl up your ass and eat you from the inside... consider yourself lunch.

Now, as it is 422am and I have only half the battery left on my laptop I will attempt to rest.