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Sunday, December 26, 2004

BoXing Day and itZ Bloody Aftermath

BoXing day ^_^

Christmas was an utter pleasure. (Read: My two half brothers did not show up. Which means I didn't have to shoot anyone, which means I am at home and not in jail for murder/kidnapping.)

I got a lil 4th gen iPod! Scooooooooooooooooore >^_^^_^< mer mer

Lando got me an XboX o_O! Poor guy, I've been playing the game he got me (MK Deception) since I opened the boX and totally 4got ppl eXsisted. The game is so freaken wonderful!!

The Konquest mode has been improved SO much since Alliance. You can actually run around and talk to ppl pseudo RPG. They even give you tasks ^_^ All this while trying to train with your drunken master!

I havent gotten tooooooo far, but as of now Ive just been bestowed a gift by the elder gods and it looX like I will be leaving the realative safety of the city gates shortly. (side note: keep the action button and the punch button seperate -__- Poor old woman... I just wanted to say hi : /)

Freaking Awesome.

The Bringer of Shine also sent me a wonder ^_^ Iii got leather bound PAPER! *shiftZ into wicket mode* Ahhhh, the joyZ of my collection of notebooX :P

I also got a ton of booX to finish out some of the series Ive been reading *meltZ into an ooZe of happiness* God Bless Tracy Hickman and Margeret Weis!

Chi is leaving me tomorrow : / She will fly to see the shine (without ME!) on mon : (

No New YearZ with Chi! *sniffZ*

Anyway... I am gonna go play some more deception and pretend Im getting ready ^_~





Saturday, December 18, 2004

Christmas Play of Shame

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha.

GBCS's Christmas play is always a point of discussion among ppl; mostly because it always sucks. Normally ppl show up to bond with their friends still imprisioned within the every crumbling walls of the HS... at least Ive never gone to be entertained by the acctual play.

Oh man, but this year was especially shyttie! It was directed by a gal in my graduating class (and word is she isnt allowed within 500 feet of neXt yearZ play) that obviously did not go to college for the fine arts.

More often then not the older kids have the starring roles in the Christmas play because it is meant to relay a message, however, this year it was "performed" by the 6th graders. It was like being drunk and trying to follow a math class o_O. Nothing made sense, nothing fit, nothing flowed... it flopped big time. (Which made me a lil giddy because I'm not to fond of the gal in charge.)

Anyway, I still hadda blast! I got to see Chris! My dear Buddy from HS! Ahhhh, the memorieZ ^___^ And the BowerZeZ and all the other lil urchinZ that used to be knee high but now tower over me. I dunno why, but I go back to that place and I regress... the word "peepee" makes me laugh there. Like I need any of my maturity stolen from me -_-

Ummm, rest of the night we just hung out (We missed the SHINE! and the MIERC!)

Also... I walked wednesday... I am now (thanX lan) OFFFFFFIIICCIIIAALLLYYYYYY a college grad ^_^ Score one for Ashy! Now I just need to finish my book and start grad school neXt fall and Im all set -_-

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Tired Tiger DoZing Dragon

It is 3:54 am... and I am tired and I want to go to sleep. However, since this seems to be alluding me at the moment I will bitch.

Last night I got about an hour of sleep b4 Chibi came and announced in her annoyingly chipper morning voice that it was time to take her to class. Now, you can only imagine the sheer joy I felt as I climbed out of my warm bed from an hours slumber and walked out into the frigid morning wind. It was like nature was flipping me off.

I proceeded to brave natureZ "f#$k you" and drove my little sister to her college class and somehow managed to get back to the apartment in one piece... I dont entirely remember the drive. Granted it is only 3 minZ one way.

Now... you may be wondering why I wake at 830am and drive my 18 year old sister to college. It isnt because we dont have another vehicle... it isnt because the walk is bad (about 15 min on a straight road). It is because I am a dumbass and I love my sister. -__-

Anyway, when I got home I went and laid back down in my nice coZey nest. Surely I will be able to drift into the sweet solace of sleep now that I had spent a restless night tossing and turning! Not a freaking chance in hell. I laid in bed cursing humanity untill about noon when I had to go back to the campus and pick little Chibi back up.

At this point I feel I need to share with you the fact that DCI - the management for the apartment I live in - is down right rain man retarded. (Screw anyone who is wanking about me being PC right now). DCI just now, after FOUR monthZ, realiZed that... OOPZ! We dont have their lease! I have been carrying the folder with me since we moved in to the apartment (which was NOT cleaned I might add).

So I spent the time from noon on (the time the lady was meant to show her ugly face) waiting for a knock at the door. Alas 4pm rolled around and I went back to the damned campus to pick Chi up for the last time and no DCI woman.

Of course when I decided it was safe to say the idiot was not going to show and I jumped into the shower... there was a knock on the door! Surprise!

My sister graciously talked to the lady. And when I say graciously.... The woman had the yellowed teeth and grating voice of a chronic smoker, the overly loud voice of someone who has never been laid, and the ruddy compleXtion of a bastard. I.... I dont even have the words to eXplain how much I wanted to drop kick her obnoxious ass. Just take the damn folder and LEAVE!

The rest of the day was to droll to meantion. I laid down at 930pm, finally succumbing to blessed sleep!

And then........ my (insert myriad of cursing here) cell phone rang. It was my bf.

Was something wrong? Someone hurt? Surely this had to be catastrophic!

It had to have been because he knew I slept on lightly and I was starting to get sick.

But, of course, it was no such thing. No hurricane, no flood, no psycho demon come to take his soul.

Only this: He wanted to tell me he was going to bed.

At 1230am he called to tell me he was going to bed..............................

I hate everyone.

If I had the power to make the world emplode... you would NOT be reading this!

If I had the command over the worlds aviary life... your eyeZ would be being pecked from their socketZ!

If I could summone gnomeZ to crawl up your ass and eat you from the inside... consider yourself lunch.

Now, as it is 422am and I have only half the battery left on my laptop I will attempt to rest.


Thursday, November 18, 2004

The Awesome Loss of Sanity

Dude and dudetteZ... If you have not already (which may well be the case considering the date released) run out immediatly and buy, rent, or steal "Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem".

The game was a platform release for el cube, but nevertheless has nice graphiX and a wicked plot. Think Silent Hill, Resident Evil, and Prince of Persia put in a blender and smoothie-fied.

You play thru the ages as different characterZ while the granddaughter of a twisted man readZ something akin to a necronomican.

It isnt totally horrifying like SH or RE, however if you run low on "sanity" your tv screen will go blank, it will be at an odd angle and you will have a myriad of fun and psychotic "delusions". The delusionZ include (but are not limited to) moving statueZ, bleeding paintingZ, and doorZ being pounded upon.

Try making your way thru a gauntlet (chock full of slamming wallZ, blow dartZ and chopping kniveZ) with the screen sidewayZ...

The best part is playing it with your buddieZ ...

"Did you see that!? I swear something moved!?"

"Dude, you are loZing your mind... nothing moved."

"Man, Im telling you.. the wallZ are bleeding!"

"Shut up! Nothing is wrong!"

Mwahahahaha seriously the best game Ive seen in a while...

Altho, if you have a bf/gf... sleep with them the night after you play

If not... then go rent paper mario >:D

Thursday, October 07, 2004

I cant get away from little girls!

Hmm, apparently I’m to be engaged to Landon, and my sister Stephanie is engaged to Stephen and we are going to have a joint wedding… Ok, first of all... who in the bloody HELL has a double wedding? Only Greater Beckley idiots could come up with something that absurdly gay. Second of all, a few choice ingrates need to learn the art of growing up. Graduating from high school hell apparently did not rid them of their annoying rumor spreading habits. Tip of the Day Kiddies: when you are known all through high school as annoying gossipy brats, and graduate as gossipy brats… get a new flipping hobby!

Seriously ppl... >_< You know who you are -__-

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Following Orders

I was told to update my blog...

Saw RE... orgasmic (save for one scene... DAMN DIRECTOR!!!)

Went to Charleston... got hello kitty stuff ^__^ and the best dag on frappe EVER.... mmmm sugary goodness.

Cant wait for halloween..... party party parrrrrrty :-D mer mer mer

Ummm, going to bed soon

Tada!

now you know my inner thoughts....

Monday, September 06, 2004

I want bootZ

http://www.goodgoth.com

Merrrrrrrrrrr >^_^< I want all the bootZ!!

I broke my freaken fingerZ on my left hand and I cant type ;_;

The End.