I dunno who wrote this or who to give the credit to... but I could NOT stop lauging:
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f'n way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
Mwahahaha so so great.
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oh wow! That is hilarious! my side hurts hahahha! woo!
esp imagining the guy saying "my paper beats ur rock *CRUNCH* owwwww my nose stoph by phocking no.. frob bweeding"
by the way fish = fist.
Didn't Chris write that once? Maybe it was somebody else, but I wanna say he at least said something like that...
bwahah Libby... there are no spelling/ grammar errors... cant be from Chris ^_^
Also, Id know if it was from Chris... but it IS his style.
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