Women DriverZ

Im sick ;_; And the pirate thing is this weekend.... and everyone should feel sorry for me.

Also, I feel the need to share:

I was driving Steph to class this morn, and while going up a one way road this chick turns down into it and startZ comming at me head on... she, of course, didnt know this because she hadnt bothered to defog her window... I had to beep at her to get the idiot to stop and back up.

Then, while waiting at a light, I watched another gal CRASH into the back of a parked, giant, yellow, flashing... school bus....

The fire truck came and two women began directing traffic... (ugh). They motioned on this huge mac truck... and then walked out in front of it...

And then a bit down the way another fireman was directing traffic.. INTO each other... the sun was blinding him and he couldnt see what he was doing >_<

Im just glad I made it home unscathed o_O

Also... how does one crash into a parked school bus?

No, these arent real

This site has apparently been down since '02, but I insist that you all read through the archives. Especially us yankeeZ... seriously. So funny (and yet Im sure you will all learn a vaulable lesson about nationalism).

http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

Read that for starters.

http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/geography.shtml

This is for all of us that cannot place Hungary on a map.

CUTE!

www.f**kinggoogleit.com

Go to google (www.google.com)

Type in the word "Failure" into the search boX.

Hit the button "I'm Feeling Lucky" right under the teXt boX.

Laugh.

Rinse.

Repeat.

Seductress?

Meh, just for fun... this basically sayZ that Im really hyper and dont give a flip :p DUH

***Your Seduction Style: Au Natural***


You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.


What Kind of Seducer Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofseducerareyouquiz/

Via la pr0n

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/19/AR2005091901570.html

Seriously... you have to read this.

The USA's top priority is no longer terrorism... it is pr0n!

-__- That's great.

Paper Vs. Humanity?

I dunno who wrote this or who to give the credit to... but I could NOT stop lauging:

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f'n way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

Mwahahaha so so great.

Scooty Puff Jr

Ok, b4 I 4get.

Chi and I went to amtgard (http://amtgard.com:8080/) yesterday for the first time in about 6 months. Twas great to see everyone… and get molested by Jon… twice o_O.

We met up with a few buddies and then saw some other ppls we knew ^_^ Yay! Then we proceeded to go to Princeton and get some frozen cow juice inna cone… good stuff!.

Anyway, point of this… find where amtgard is played in your area and go watch o_O I'm so serious… you will never be so entertained.

Also… IM TWENTY THREE! ^_^ All bow b4 my might!

And if you draw…. I want penguinZ. ALL the penguins!