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Thursday, November 18, 2004

The Awesome Loss of Sanity

Dude and dudetteZ... If you have not already (which may well be the case considering the date released) run out immediatly and buy, rent, or steal "Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem".

The game was a platform release for el cube, but nevertheless has nice graphiX and a wicked plot. Think Silent Hill, Resident Evil, and Prince of Persia put in a blender and smoothie-fied.

You play thru the ages as different characterZ while the granddaughter of a twisted man readZ something akin to a necronomican.

It isnt totally horrifying like SH or RE, however if you run low on "sanity" your tv screen will go blank, it will be at an odd angle and you will have a myriad of fun and psychotic "delusions". The delusionZ include (but are not limited to) moving statueZ, bleeding paintingZ, and doorZ being pounded upon.

Try making your way thru a gauntlet (chock full of slamming wallZ, blow dartZ and chopping kniveZ) with the screen sidewayZ...

The best part is playing it with your buddieZ ...

"Did you see that!? I swear something moved!?"

"Dude, you are loZing your mind... nothing moved."

"Man, Im telling you.. the wallZ are bleeding!"

"Shut up! Nothing is wrong!"

Mwahahahaha seriously the best game Ive seen in a while...

Altho, if you have a bf/gf... sleep with them the night after you play

If not... then go rent paper mario >:D